An Eyre Family Christmas
On an Eyre Family Christmas you'll be sure to see...
12 gifts for Malorie
11 layer salad
10 trips to Shopko
9 guitars a strumming
8 heads need of trimming
7 Eyres a lovin'
6 cars and counting
5 PERFECT CHILDREN
4 single ladies
3 Tidwell brothers
2 gassy parents
Giant panties on the Christmas tree!!
This picture was taken the year the song was written. The balloon in the picture was half-dead and we're pretty sure it was possessed.
It followed us around the house all night and freaked us out. We named it Wilson. On Christmas morning we found it dead under the Christmas tree. Weird Christmas....
There's no doubt about it...Wilson WAS possessed! I still have nightmares of it chasing us down the hall and mom locking herself in the bathroom screaming. Pretty much just another Christmas eve at the Eyre house. :)
ReplyDeleteYou should've consulted with me before you posted that picture.
ReplyDeleteThat was Liz that posted that last comment. I didn't realize you were already signed in.
ReplyDeleteI remember that crazy balloon. Freaky.
ReplyDeleteBelieve it or not, I like your blog layout. Not a huge fan of the "David picture". Rather than looking "hardcore", as appears to be his intention, he looks constipated. Tough break, Davie. But I'm just thrilled you have a blog now!
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't either Spencer!! You are so judgemental sometimes...But thanks, I'm glad you like the layout at least.
ReplyDeleteLove this story....I think you told me it once before...If Caden Screamed at Santa, just think what would have happened if he had been around that freaky balloon.
ReplyDeleteThat picture makes me happy! But where did your bangs go, Audj?
ReplyDeleteOh they're coming. You just wait.
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